I Didn't Fart T-Shirt

Bold, classy, and just a little gassy. This tee delivers the line “I Didn’t Fart, My Ass Blew You a Kiss” in elegant script—because even silly humor deserves a touch of flair. Warning: Not for the faint of fart :-)

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Designed in the USA

This product is made just for you when you order, which takes a bit more time to deliver—but helps reduce waste and overproduction. Thanks for choosing thoughtfully!

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